Not so awesome thing #3:
Dropping your glasses. Outside. At night. By yourself.
Not. So. Awesome.
Sunday, July 24, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Not So Awesome Thing #2
Not So Awesome Thing #2:
Buying something and immediately regretting it afterwards.
Examples include: buying shoes that definitely fit in the store but completely don't when trying them on at home, buying an instant lottery ticket, ordering chinese food at 1am, buying anything that was advertised on tv, buying the entire series of gilmore girls on DVD, buying airwalks, gettin any "best of the 80's" compilation album at the 5$ rack at target, buying a really expensive wallet, getting season tickets for the new jersey nets, winning any piece of clothing belonging to a dead celebrity at an auction, buying a plant, ordering any textbook ever bought in your entire lifetime (even for half price), spending any amount of money on the ring toss game at six flags, buying a pirate costume, buying way too much ice cream at one time.
not so awesome.
Buying something and immediately regretting it afterwards.
Examples include: buying shoes that definitely fit in the store but completely don't when trying them on at home, buying an instant lottery ticket, ordering chinese food at 1am, buying anything that was advertised on tv, buying the entire series of gilmore girls on DVD, buying airwalks, gettin any "best of the 80's" compilation album at the 5$ rack at target, buying a really expensive wallet, getting season tickets for the new jersey nets, winning any piece of clothing belonging to a dead celebrity at an auction, buying a plant, ordering any textbook ever bought in your entire lifetime (even for half price), spending any amount of money on the ring toss game at six flags, buying a pirate costume, buying way too much ice cream at one time.
not so awesome.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
1st not so awesome thing!
So here it goes!
The first not so awesome thing (for observant Jews, or anyone else that does the whole fast-day thing):
Accidentally fasting the day before a fast day.
Other not so awesome things include: being offered free lunch on a fast day, hanging out near an outdoor barbecue on a fast day, morning breath on a fast day, watching kids eat lunch on a fast day, the last 45 minutes of a fast day, momentarily forgetting that it's a fast day and then suddenly remembering again, having a birthday on a fast day.
Not So Awesome.
One ironically awesome thing - being sick on a fast day.
The first not so awesome thing (for observant Jews, or anyone else that does the whole fast-day thing):
Accidentally fasting the day before a fast day.
Other not so awesome things include: being offered free lunch on a fast day, hanging out near an outdoor barbecue on a fast day, morning breath on a fast day, watching kids eat lunch on a fast day, the last 45 minutes of a fast day, momentarily forgetting that it's a fast day and then suddenly remembering again, having a birthday on a fast day.
Not So Awesome.
One ironically awesome thing - being sick on a fast day.
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